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Chad Wild Clay
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Frugal (Parody of 'the Monster')
We head to Red Lobster to eat the free bread Not a lot of good choices for less than a $10 We're trying to save green, what if we just left? and here comes our waiter, I guess we'll be staying
I want to remain but not uncover I'm too cheap oh well, this waiter thinks we're goofy We are gonna need a couple waters to drink wanted to be fed a soda but it's expensive brought to this date some Mio juice, I'm giving us both sprays Taste same as Mt Dew without the carbonation Who they fooling, Disney I am suing Cause on my life they've been spoofing that Scrooge McDuck loosely with used ink, printed out a coupon found googling, whoo it's a robbery, oh wee now get what we came here to get, free NutraSweet I just like filling our pantry Ironic cause I think I'm getting so screwed at the receipt but actually a good deal, one meal, two free Honey, you knew I'm a groupon groupie but I'm actually cheaper than you think 'cause...
We stay at Crowne Plaza and come out ahead complimentary breakfast let's fill up our fridge Shampoo, soap and coffee, goes in my luggage 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 and we'll keep on waiting cause this room is paid up till 12pm
No, I ain't got my own modem but I know my daddy once told me to save my money and don't squander it 'cause you never know when the neighbors wifi that we borrow suddenly nonworking, surprise I got the coffee shop option Yeah, ponder it, when we want to save water, we go to the gym to take a shower Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-who I say to the bartender off down yonder Discovered how to get free shots from Cause we be environmentalist we saving green, not trees, we mean like dollars we only order drinks at happy hour got an empty bottle ketchup, fill it with little pack condiments Unroll TP begotten two rolls from one Keep watching the lost and found I need boxers I'm never raising up the heat just use a blanket Don't touch the temperature it's just...
Expensive like Ramen that's over 9 cents Getting married's not pointless, there's tax benefits Paper Towels we're hanging, we'll use these again and we'll keep on saving yeah we'll keep on saving, we're millionaires
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