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Ben Folds Five
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Army
Well I thought about the army Dad said, Son you're fucking high And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters It was only 15 grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a moustache and a mullet Got a job at Chick-fil-a Citing artistic differences The band broke up in May And in June reformed without me And they'd got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame
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Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday
In this time of introspection On the eve of my election I say to my reflection God please spare me more rejection 'Cause my peers they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me Try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army...
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