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UnModern Man
I like convertible cars And VCR's Smoking cigarrettes At the dinner table Ill open the door for you Cause you're a lady I wanna ask your hand in marriage Then go and join the navy
I eat monsanto Everyday i go to work To buy blue jeans and v necks Don't ask why i like Star Trek My toilet is filthy I have a pizza under my loveseat I drive a white Chevy Malibu I have a black belt in Kung Fu
Un modern man Your mother would love me I don't have a cellular phone But i can cook you a TV dinner Un modern man I can teach you a second language I got a mail-order bride in bed I rent videos Fuck the internet
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com My favourite concert was Metallica and Guns and Roses At the olympic stadium Faith No More opened James burnt his face off In a pyro accident And when the Guns ended short The city went to shit
I drive a school bus And like to bully kids On Saturday nights Im playing pinball Or maybe you can find me at the baseball diamond I like to make my wife wash my car in a bikini
Un modern man Your mother would love me I don't have a cellular phone But i can cook you a TV dinner Un modern man I can teach you a second language I got a mail-order bride in bed I rent videos Fuck the internet
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